Mature Adults – Laugh Here

Posted on 07. Jan, 2011 by in Fun

1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my


 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

 9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

 10. Bad decisions make good stories.

 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to

do anything productive for the rest of the day.

 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my


 13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page

technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

 14. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite

than Kay.

 17. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

 19. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or

understand a word they said?

 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the

front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

 22. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

 23. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone,

and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

 24. The first testicular guard, the “Cup,” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That

means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important, or that it is not in their pants.

Enjoy the humor. This is one of the Top 10′s for you to do this year ~ laugh 15 min./day.

2 Responses to “Mature Adults – Laugh Here”

  1. Mindy 7 January 2011 at 7:31 pm #

    OK, that is really funny, but what I want to know is how you got a picture of my abs on your ISSA ad on the side bar~ I deserve royalties! LOL

  2. pharmacist 11 January 2011 at 7:56 am #

    My cousin recommended this blog and she was totally right keep up the fantastic work!

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